tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61272048091106183462023-06-20T07:49:19.341-05:00Gummerfan ExposedIn which "Burt Gummerfan" goes behind the Monster Hunter and reveals way too much about himself, his life, and his twisted, tormented thoughts.Gummerfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15842078433765044849noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127204809110618346.post-4428846309080559832011-05-09T16:27:00.002-05:002011-05-09T16:35:45.973-05:00Just Shut Up Already!I used to really enjoy being around "positive" people. I mean, it was nice to see that not everybody's existence is as dark and cold as my own. It gave me hope, I guess. Kind of a vicarious happiness. I've never been one to really try to bring someone else down.Sure, I may jokingly make a "negative" remark or counterpoint, but I wasn't one of those miserable sons-o-bitches whose "happiness" depended on dragging others down to my level. Far from it. I've always used humor as a defense, making others laugh, even at my own expense.<br />But something's changed recently. Lately "positive" people are really starting to grate on my nerves. When someone says "Life is good!", I now realize that they're really saying "MY life is good! Yours SUCKS! Envy me, be jealous of me! WANT to be me, you pitiful bastard!"<br />So, to all those people who revel in... revelling, I say STFU!! Some of us got work to do.Gummerfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15842078433765044849noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127204809110618346.post-18024877435407603852010-10-06T17:55:00.004-05:002010-10-07T10:59:32.208-05:00Ode To My Wife's CellphoneShe loves me in the morning<br />And when I'm at work all day<br />But when I come home in the evening<br />She turns and walks away<br /><br />She finds reasons or excuses<br />For her to be alone<br />So she can talk or text with friends<br />Or Facebook on her phone<br /><br />When she calls and says "I love you!"<br />I do believe it's true<br />Because I've come to realize<br />It's her phone she's talking to<br /><br />My nights are long and sleepless<br />My soul, it has been wrecked<br />I never thought it possible<br />To be smothered with neglect<br /><br />Men search for hidden treasure<br />Or mine the earth for gold<br />But no man knows what secrets<br />Her SD card must hold<br /><br />These new phones can do ANYTHING<br />With apps for work or fun<br />But I never thought I'd see the day<br />I'd be replaced by one.Gummerfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15842078433765044849noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6127204809110618346.post-58905730631505106042010-09-18T11:12:00.000-05:002010-09-18T11:15:48.532-05:00Too True...Read a great quote by Woody Allen the other day:<br />"The only love that really lasts is unrequited love, it stays with you forever."<br />In the words of Shakespeare's Polonius, "Tis true, tis pity, and pity tis tis true".Gummerfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15842078433765044849noreply@blogger.com0